It was me. I did it. Me and my friend Joe was going to take a small meal, just when Joe saw the love of his life. He said we had to follow her and I was like "Dude, you'll make yourself look like a stalker. It's not worth it; you've been like this about 5 times the last two months". But he wouldn't let it go, so I followed him, funnily. She went in a small door on mushroom (made out of plastic or whatever, some kind of detail at disney land), when we opened it she was nowhere. But we did see spiral stairs and I was like "Joe, I'm gonna wait outside... This is a bad idea." But he was a sissy and he was quite scared because it was dark and looked kind of abandoned down there so he made me go down. We gone down the stairs just to find five guards pointing at us with electro guns or whatever. Joe nearly got a heart attack. He started whining and said he didn't mean it, he was just following a girl. And yes, that made it into a even bigger mess. He made it look like we were rapists.
I don't know what happened, but I took one of the guards and used him as a shield (held him infront of me) when another guard used the electro thingy on HIM because I blocked. I threw him on the guy who shocked him so he fell over, then kicked one in the nuts and took him around the shoulders and blammed him in to the other two guys, who was surprised over what I've done. They barely reacted. I didn't know what I gone up through the spiral stairs just to find out it was locked, and me and Joe started running. Funnily, Joe didn't look as surprised as I thought he would. I don't go to any sport or anything, so it felt like a dream. However, at the end of the coridor there was to ways to go: we took the left. Over there, there was a door. We entered. I almost fainted. There was about 100 - 120 kittens in there. All in a tiny room making noises. We all let them out and they ran away, to a small hole in the wall where they disappereared. After that there was no noise. Nothing at all. A bit of scary feeling came along, so we tried to find a way out. Locked. All doors locked. A lever which done nothing seemed to work tho. After an hour one of the door worked and outside everyone were quite. I asked an old bald man what happened, he said in a french accent "there has been a murder at de hotel". I said "Wait, what? How, how'd that happen?" The man smiled. He smiled so we could see his green yellowish teeth. "The victim was scratched, and he was smiling: he wasn't poisoned or anything." I thought this man must've been brain dead, but for a second here I almost turned religious. Joe started getting nervous. "Let's go out of here.". We gone out of Disneyland and took a bus to Paris. There we gone to a hotel. We had no idea what happened, neither had I. But this will haunt me my whole life, kind of weird tho: not scary, just creepy.
I have removed a few details because I felt they were unnecessary.